invisibleauxyeux:

strictlyquadrilateral:

strictlyquadrilateral:

i committed myself to writing a poem a day this year but i almost ran out of time yesterday and didn’t have any good ideas so i wrote one about sauron:

There once was a maia of Aule
Who liked more the Enemy’s way

And used his great skill

To torture and kill

And play awful games with his prey

and a couple other people in a chat im in wrote some more limericks, and my boyfriend doesn’t tumblr and gave me permission to post his:

There once was an elf-king from Kor

Who said “we will dwell here no more.”

Said Manwe that day:

“I command you to stay;

It’s forbidden to leave Valinor.”

update: @lethriloth gave me permission to post hers, too:

Beren found love in Doriath land

Thingol wanted a jewel from Angband

So then Beren went forth

And came back from the north

Waved his stump and said “it’s in my hand”

Fair Tinúviel danced in a glade,

Beren saw her and marriage suit made,

Said king Thingol to he –

“Until Silmaril be

in your hand, you shall never get laid!”

Moringotto slew fëanor’s dad
but the silmarils burned him real bad

and his spidery friend

whose hunger would not end

tried to eat everything that he had

@the-heart-of-my-mystery